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The Devil’s Service Provider #1: Megabytes of Evil“Demons are able to possess anything with a brain, from a chicken to a human being. And today’s thinking machines have enough space on their hard drives to accommodate Satan or his pals...
Disk capacity is an issue, however. Only a PC built after 1985 has the storage capacity to house an evil spirit, the minister explained.”
The Register, referring to Rvd. Peasboro, author of The Devil in the Machine